Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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