He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Randomize
