My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I have aggressive nipples.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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