Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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