They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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