just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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