I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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