this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest