Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.