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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle

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  safety first

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...

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  29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard

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• (716): View more from New York

  You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.

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• (530): View more from California

  My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..

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