it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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