Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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