Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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