You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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