It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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