Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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