What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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