He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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