so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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