i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
