I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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