why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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