remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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