put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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