Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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