life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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