Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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