i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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