Non-Jews are for practice
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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