i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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