We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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