I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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