dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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