Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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