My nipple is on Facebook.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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