I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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