If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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Are these your boobs on my camera?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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