Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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