I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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