He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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