I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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