Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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