so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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