Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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