Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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