real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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