idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she smelled like a LAN party
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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