we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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