That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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