I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
nutella sex= disaster
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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