i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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