He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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