Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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