i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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