Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I will be naked everywhere
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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