I am puke
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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